Tongue Depressors

I don't have a fancy sales pitch for this and we're really struggling to write a funny description for it. It's a tongue depressor, usually used in the dentistry field for holding down your tongue when you make pirate sounds. 

However tattoo artists use for scooping process butters out so they don't get their pretty fingers covered in tattoo moisturisers. Aaaaanyway they're made out of wood, they're sturdy and you get 100 of them in a pack. So you can make funny faces like you're a walrus or just use them for work... easy peasy. 

Pack size: 100 Depressors
Individual size: 6 full inches of pure wood madam